June 07, 2004

Christ Allmeaty

Yesterday, I was out to lunch with Lisa and my sister at our local cheap and tasty burrito restaurant and I noticed a couple of people from UPS at another table. One of them was this physics guy that seems to be a grad student at U of O now. Guess who the other fellow was. I'll give you some hints... he was reported to be a comedic genius and was in the Honors program at one point. Erica was fascinated with him, and something about him suggests that he might be a serial killer. One more hint: his last name rhymes with "man".

Unfortunately, I didn't strike up a conversation with him because I never really knew him, don't like talking to people, and was somewhat afraid he would murder me and make a suit out of my skin. The event seemed worthy of a post, however, because it illustrates that this is indeed a small world that we live in.


Posted by doug at June 7, 2004 10:53 AM

personally i'm surprised he didn't preform some brazillian dance-fighting on top of a table. and then kill the burrito makers and take their guacamole. maybe he's just biding his time. i hope you took a circuitous route home to throw him off. otherwise he might murder you in your bed.

Posted by: michele at June 7, 2004 11:03 AM

despite my current lesbian status, i think i'd still sex him. let me know if you see him again. god damn serial killer obsession. i am so weird.

Posted by: erica at June 7, 2004 09:33 PM

have you ever met a female serial killer?

Posted by: michele at June 7, 2004 09:36 PM

Wow, is he still in Oregon? Hopefully he's moved out of his parents' house.

Posted by: jason s at June 8, 2004 03:52 PM

even if he hasn't moved out, they've probably moved on. cause he killed them.

Posted by: michele at June 8, 2004 03:53 PM

well, there's the woman they made "monster" about, aileen wurkowasakillerladyoski. but she's dead now, so i'm safe from that obsession.

Posted by: erica at June 9, 2004 02:34 PM

yes, yes. i'm not doubting there's really female serial killers on the state highways of florida played by charlize theron. but what i was asking was whether or not you have been attracted to any lesbians around town who look like serial killers.

Posted by: michele at June 9, 2004 03:11 PM

oh, that's interesting.... no, i don't think so. but who am i to try to remember my attractions? jolie, what say you, o rememberer of gauge sizes and erica's crushes?

Posted by: erica at June 9, 2004 05:26 PM

I think you left behind your affinity for serial killer look-alikes when you left behind your affinity for the dick. Whoops, did I say that? Devil.

Honestly tho, your female crushes seem pretty sane.... or at least, not crazy in the serial killer way.

Posted by: Jolie at June 9, 2004 11:49 PM

it hasn't ever really been a matter of whether the object of her crush was sane or insane, it all just depended on looks. mostly it was the eyeballs/eyebrows. though i think cheekbones and lips came into play somewhere.

Posted by: michele at June 10, 2004 09:08 AM

p.s. jolie's "dick" comment and the title of this post amuse me in the correlation so much.

Posted by: michele at June 10, 2004 09:09 AM

I agree, it is in the looks and not the actual sanity or lack thereof. So, I revise my previous comment to say that Erica's female crushes have not looked like serial killers at all.

Posted by: Jolie at June 10, 2004 01:42 PM